BEST STARTING OVER QUOTE EVER!

Cupcake showed me the way.


I’m 24, Niambi. I eventually want to get my Bachelors degree, get my Masters and get my Doctorate, so I can fucking teach English Lit at some dope prestigious college. I’m not playing around. Like, that’s my ultimate dream, that’s what I want to do. Either that or just be on TV and be so beautiful and just make people laugh.

-Antonia

For Speaking B Trayshoe

You cannot fight for your life wearing mascara and lip gloss.

And the ladies are discussing sexuality on today's episode. Apparently, Antonia is too good a Catholic girl to masturbate. But she's good enough to have a poetry slam and charge people money to attend (except, she forgot to mention it on her flyer).

Today On Starting Over

Sharren considers what to do with the 45 minutes she will soon have back in her life.

Last episode (maybe ever) is today, folks.

April Down, May to go

ok. here are some things about the SOs i just finished that were from April:

1) my new favorite iyanla moment was when she told niambi that she, niambi, sold her soul for a piece of ass. i am now going to incorporate that into my everyday life. well, sir, i would have loved to help you get books to that event had you not sold your soul for a piece of ass.

2) cassie is fucking special needs. and i am tired of her sunshiney twang. and her son? not protected by the dark screen. i saw his features clearly defined. and she needs to shut the hell up about everything. i can't wait until she is off my TV.

3) when antonia tore into cassie for giving up her son all those years ago, it was SO at its finest. i mean, just great.

but please, read Speaking's Post. i am devestated.

oh - the name change? work has decided to have a "vitual water cooler" on this blogspot and everyone was confused by juice killer.

I am approximately 14 episodes behind

Perhaps I am hiding behind a mask.

My Antonia

It has been a long time since the SO house has been greeted with the f'ed up likes of our little Antonia. She is a mess and a half. And I couldn't be more pleased.

All of the other women, as long as I have been watching, have treated their Life Coaches like trusted professionals - even when they were not fully getting it. I've never seen a housemate whine at her life coach and shit on her life coach like a spoiled brat abusing her beaten-down mom like Antonia does to Iyanla. Denise was bad, but never this bad. It is only a matter of time before Iyanla looses her shit. And Cablevision better not ruin that for me. (lots of messed up pixellated and lost audio episodes for me lately)

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Today on Starting Over...

Cassie eats sushi with a fork.