flirt a thon

au contraire, bendedict (see earlier comment on my post). why flirt with jodi when you can sing at nursing homes?

Steps

It seems to me that last season way waaay more step-focused than this season. Every once in a while, somebody will get a step or mention a step but they seem like strange afterthoughts. Do we think this is a clinical choice or an editing choice?

Yesterday's Show

I Love Kim.
Lisa1's friends all look like leftover coke whores from the 80s beach bar scene.
Kelly needs to get her ass kicked. HARD.
Watching DogFace flirt makes me sick.

kelly is batshit crazy

i mean, COME ON. this shower thing has fucking gone on long enough. where is rhonda?!

what the hell is up with all that fucking dabbing?

kelly dabs her eyes all the fucking time. it's starting to make me angry.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

holy crap jodi, shut the eff up. men are afraid to have fantasies fulfilled by their wives. what the hell does that mean, anyway?

and lisa2, the reason why you stayed is because you are a yes man.

dr stan is going to lay the smackdown. ew, he said "seed!" i just had a dr stan yucky moment.

cassie is special needs.

where the hell is iyanla?

lisa2 wants to drop her egg.

and christie is right, cassie is fucking annoying.

Andy's hair

I'm kind of obsessed with Andy Paige's hair color. I've been interested in pursuing the whole lighter on top/darker underneath deal for some time. But I must ask, is it far too 1999 to be considered at this point?

Lisa 2

Cupcake and I have been talking like Lisa 2 today. Hilarity ensues.

I'm just realizing that I am angry at myself about the cat food.

You might be feeling sad about it too.

YES! I am feeling sad about it too.

OR

I am so angry with myself about the Pam spray.

Are you feeling sad about it too?

YES! I am feeling sad about it too.

you can do it too! just be angry at yourself for something. have another person mention that you might be sad about it too, and pounce on it like it's gospel with a resounding YES!

Put them on the glass

I mean table. Put them on the table. Everytime Rhonda told Kim to take her issues and just put them on the table? I thought Rhonda was going to say "Put them on the glass!"

I heart Kim and wrinkly/botox Kim. Heart them.

questions

let's address the thing on kelly's neck: is it a hickey? a cigarette burn? scars from a rope?

what's that lisa2 said to lisa1? yes? yes, i am a yes man? and was that a post graduation confessional from her? that short hair? yes? yes man?

and jodi's by the bye "i had bulemia" was weird.

is it wrong to want to run my fingers through dr stan's baby fine hair?

cupcake temptation was wondering if kim's mom being in the house makes the show too kim centric. i say, bring it on!

my new favorite name is donkersloot. i want to be juice killer donkersloot, nutritionist to the stars (on starting over). move over andie page!

observations

please read while picturing me slightly squinting with my head tilted to the side and down a little.

1) kim's mom smokes virginia slims or some god awful cigarette like that. perhaps a capri? it's long and skinny and my grandma bernice smoked 'em back in the day.

2) my theory: kim's mom is in the house until lisa 1 returns from probation.

officially in my vernacular, thanks iyanla!

buck me once and you're excused

buck me twice, i gotta question for you

buck me three times, and i am goin brooklyn on you


lisa2 has been so incredibly lame this whole time. she thinks she gets it and it is so clear she doesn't. my favorite moment is when iyanla asked her why, as in why did she allow other people to make her life miserable, she thought iyanla was asking her why did her husband cheat. this whole time she has been talking the talk but not walking the walk. i haven't been this interested in lisa2 since she had to lie down in the pool of filth.

back to the couples for a sec

mike and jaclyn won the trip? that's riDONKulous. those two are LAME and her "they have weddings here" was just painfully awkward. i am all about lou and jen. not only did he give up his pants for her beaver like tendencies, she killed his juice!

WORST.COUPLE.EVAH? simon and kaycee. just atrocious.

HOLY F(riday)ING CRAP!

Cupcake read the description on ye olde digital cable. All I can say is "HOLY EFFING CRAP!"

I wanted to weep for joy. The episode will be non stop magic.